Thursday, October 26, 2006

Jose's Words of Wisdom #2

The post office is worse than the DMV. Sure, you might wait for like an 2 hours to get your license renewed, but they have like 500 people to serve before you. There is no reason to wait half an hour at the post office when there are only 4 people ahead of you and there are two windows open. Fuck the post office. Fuck it up the ass.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Jose's Words of Wisdom #1

Anything worth eating has to have cheese on it.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Update

I love Tina. She is pretty. This is my update. Wait, no. There's more. Does anyone wanna go to a Casino with me? It's not so expensive and I'd like to check one of those out. I was thinking Mohegan Sun, since the MetroNorth have a nice One Day Getaway deal to get there.

Friday, October 06, 2006

Silly!

(10:27:26 PM) Ed: We are Mediocre At Best! Are you ready to rock?
(10:28:30 PM) KingoftheIndies: No! I'm on the phone with my sister! She needs help making a bundt cake! Can I have 5 minutes please?! I'd really appreciate it!
(10:29:32 PM) Ed: Yeah, alright! Make sure she dusts the pan lightly with flour to prevent sticking! It's cheaper and healthier than using nonstick sprays!
(10:29:51 PM) KingoftheIndies: Right! Thanks man!
(10:30:27 PM) Ed: No problem! Anyway, I'll just noodle on my guitar until you're ready!
(10:31:03 PM) KingoftheIndies: My sister says hello and thanks for the advice! She's cooking for her new boyfriend and she's really nervous!
(10:31:29 PM) Ed: Aw! First time cooking for him?
(10:31:54 PM) KingoftheIndies: What was that last part?! I couldn't hear you!
(10:32:41 PM) Ed: I asked if this was the first time she was cooking for him!
(10:32:53 PM) KingoftheIndies: Oh! Yes! It is!
(10:33:49 PM) KingoftheIndies: (Are you picturing this conversation with Spinal Tap, because I am)
(10:34:11 PM) Ed: (I am now.)
(10:34:13 PM) Ed: Well, tell her not to worry! Remember, he's not really coming over for the food, he's coming over for the company!
(10:34:40 PM) KingoftheIndies: That's what I've been telling her! Anyway, yeah, she's fine now! I am ready to rock!
(10:35:16 PM) Ed: Alright! [Proceeds to rock]
(10:35:29 PM) KingoftheIndies: [Proceeds to headbang]
(10:35:41 PM) Ed: We're silly people.
(10:35:53 PM) KingoftheIndies: We should not exist in the same timeline.