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Life IS complicated.

Dude...

Ever feel like you were hit by 10 trucks that were carrying circus elephants with really really fat trainers? Oh, and the elephants just ate too? Yeah, that's how I feel. I was too manly yesterday. I don't suggest anyone go out and purchase, carry and assemble a TV stand that weighs about 70 pounds. You WILL feel like hell tomorrow.

Guitar Hero

Guitar Hero. DDR for people who aren't pansies. It's fucking addictive and quite challenging. You'll be wondering how you managed to move your fingers so damn fast. Get it, and then get Guitar Hero II next week. You won't be disappointed. If you are disappointed, you're a pussy. End of story.

Breaking News: I have just learned that Guitar Hero II will feature a very special unlockable track. Trogdor. That's right, Trogdor the fucking Burninator! That's it, game over. Guitar Hero II is now OFFICIALLY the greatest game of all time.