Tuesday, June 05, 2007

I got bored.

I know, probably no one else likes it, but I do.

Haha...like anyone but me pays attention to this thing anymore.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007


I still like boobies, just in case anyone was wondering. Not just, like, free floating boobies. I'd like them to be attached to someone. Someone nice to look at but also interesting to talk to. Oh, they should probably be around my age too. Too many 13 year olds with boobies nowadays. What they fuck are they feeding kids? Anyway, so boobies, pretty, personality. Oh, and alive works too. No offense necrofans, I just like a little warmth. Any suggestions?

Monday, March 19, 2007

I do know?

So I fixed my computer, with my skillz. Didn't need to buy a new hard drive. I still think about this person alot, and I don't know what to do. Umm, I guess life could be worse, it just doesn't feel that way sometimes, you know? I'm trying my best, I really am.

Saturday, March 17, 2007

I Just Don't Know

So, my hard drive broke and I can't sleep at night. I keep thinking about someone and it sucks but is also awesome? Man, my life is confusing. This has been one of the most frustrating months ever. Nothing seems to be going right and I'm trying to stay positive but it just seems to be getting worse and worse. I'm just really hoping this one thing that I want to happen does happen. I really do.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007


So...what's up peeps? I got nothing. I'm at "work". I've done all my work and I can't get in contact with my boss to ask if there's anything else he needs.

I'm bored is what I'm getting at.

Entertain me.


Monday, February 12, 2007

Greatest Speech Ever

What you are about to read is in my opinion the greatest speech in the history of professional wrestling. The back story is that C.M. Punk just beat the World Champion right before he was leaving ROH for the WWE. It was the only thing he had left to accomplish in ROH and many fans were in disbelief, since it was supposed to be his last night in ROH.

"Isn't this the prettiest thing you've ever seen in your entire life? It was, it was almost, it was a year ago, it was over a year ago I held this belt high in the air after I fought for it for the first time in Dayton, Ohio against Samoa Joe and I proclaimed this right here the most important belt in North America. Right now, in my hands, as of this day, 6/18/05, this--becomes the--most--important--belt--in the world! This belt in the hands of any other man is just a belt; in my hands it becomes power; just like this microphone in the hands of any of the boys in the back is just a microphone. You put it in the hands of a dangerous man like myself and it becomes a pipe bomb. These words that I speak spoken by anybody else but me are simply words strung together in lucid form into sentences. When I say, I mean what I mean, I say, and they become ANTHEMS. You see if I can be afforded the time to tell all of you here today a little bit of a story; it's a parabola of sorts: There was once an old man walking home from work and he's walking in the snow and he stumbled upon a snake frozen in the ice. He took that snake and he brought it home and he took care of it and he thawed it out and he nursed it back to health; and as soon as that snake was well enough, it BIT that old man and as that old man laid there dying, he asked the snake, "Why? I took care of you. I loved you. I saved your life." And that snake looked that man right in the eye and said, "You stupid old man. I'm a snake." The greatest thing the Devil ever did was make you people believe he didn't exist--and you're looking at him right now. I am the devil himself and all of you stupid, mindless people fell for it! You all believed in the same make-believe superhero that the legendary Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat saw some year ago today! No, you see, you didn't know anything. You followed me, hook-line-and-sinker, all of you did and I'm not mad at you! I just feel sorry for you. This belongs to me! Everything you see here belongs to me! And I did what I had to do to get my hands on this and now, I am the greatest pro-wrestler walking the earth today! This is my stage; this is my theater; you are my puppets and I pulled those marionette strings and I used your emotions and I toyed with them, you see, because honestly, I get off on it. I hate each and every single one of you with a thousand...and I will not stop. I will not stop until I prove once and for all that I am better than you, that I am better than Low Ki, that I am better than A.J. Styles. I'm better than Samoa Joe. Ladies and gentlemen, the champ is here. You don't have to love it but you better learn to accept it because I'm taking this with me and there isn't a single person in that locker room that can stop me."

I don't know why I posted this. I guess it was just stuck in my head. Many people ask why I watch wrestling. This is one of the reasons.

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Fun Times Ahead

Alright, so I totally just remembered that the next two weekends are going to be pretty damn awesome. Friday the 15th, I will be going to my 5th Ring of Honor show, my third one at the Manhattan Center. So far, every Manhattan Center show has been amazing, so I am very excited. Saturday the 16th will be my 6th Ring of Honor show, my second on at the National Guard Armory in Philly. The last show was pretty good so again, I'm excited. They will be kind of sad because they will be Samoa Joe's last ROH shows on the east coast, but I do feel privileged to be part of those shows, even in the smallest of ways. On Sunday the 18th, I MIGHT be going to my first ever Chikara wrestling show. Chikara is another independent wrestling federation that I follow which has quite the cult following. It's pretty much like a comic book come to life. Fun for the whole family type of atmosphere. It's pretty great and hopefully I'll be able to make it. If not, oh well. I will get a chance to rest.

Now from Friday the 23rd to Sunday the 25th, I shall be in Boston with Tina, Paddy and Jay. Why will I be in Boston you ask? Sam Adams Brewery of course! I might visit an old friend while I'm there, if time permits of course. So many possibilities, so much beer. Yes, these are the weekends legends are made of my friends. I am officially excited for the end of this month. Should be a blast.

Update III: The Final Frontier

So, sorry about the negative post. I've been going through the motions, and it's just making me feel shitty. Also, I'm sick, making me feel shitter. To top it all off, I don't even remember the last time I've seen boobies. Well, like real life boobies. I probably saw internet boobies ::checks watch:: maybe 6 hours ago? I like boobies.

Update II: Electric Bugaloo

Alright, I do still enjoy boobies, but that's not the point. Well, yeah, no, not the point. Things have been happening people. You know, things, like work, not work, then work again, and then not work. Exciting things like that! Then, I got monies, for the times I do work, and I buy things. The monies sometimes runs out, so I have to wait, and do more work, to get monies. THEN AGAIN WITH THE BUYING OF THINGS.

My life kind of sucks right now. That's the moral of the story.

Oh, and if you think working and buying things with the monies you earn, and doing nothing else is a good life to lead, then your life might kind of suck too. Perhaps.


Oh, I may have changed some stuff around.

Friday, February 09, 2007


I like boobies.