I've just realized something today...

...and that is I like the show Friends. It's a pretty funny show! I usually laugh out loud at least once while watching an episodes, and I can't even say that about the newer episodes about The Simpsons. Speaking of them, I'm so glad Fox is running two older episodes of The Simpsons every day, instead of an older one and then a newer one. It makes for a much better day! That's all I got, sorry peoples, I'm all tuckered out from troll fucking.

Rant Time

What's the deal with people? Most of you bitch and complain about things you have control over. For instance, people who CONSTANTLY complain about the WWE. Fine, you don't like it, that's ok. Everyone is entitled to there own opinion obviously BUT if you get to the point where you haven't enjoyed it in a very long time AND you just sit there and criticize the product without even trying to enjoy it, it might benifit you to just stop watching it completely. There is absolutely no reason to watch something you hate unless you just want to watch it to hate it, which is stupid. Use your damn free times to enjoy the things you do, instead of just being pissed off by things around you. I know this may come off as IRONIC to some of you because I am using my time to talk about something that pisses me off, but damnit, this shit has gone on long enough and this is fucking theraputic, alright? Also, don't get me started on irony, just don't. I have no idea how much of this made sense.

Learning is fundamental!

So, while I continue looking for a job and decide what school I would like to attend, I am trying to teach myself both Photoshop and Flash. I'm always amazed at the things you can do in both of those programs, so why not learn it myself?

Because you have better things to do señor.

Well that may be all well and go...wait, who are you?

I am your subconcious. Your id, if you will.

Now you just wait a damn minute, this is Ed's literary device! He's not going to like this!

I am fully aware of the ramifications señor. I just wanted to see how other blogs worked.

He will LITERALLY hunt us both down and eat our souls!

I am sorry about any trouble I may have caused, but I was so damn sick of the green! There is green everywhere! The ducks eyes are always following me! Looking and judging!

Yo-you're sorry?! He is going to cut my damn face open and feast upon the insides, and you're sorry?!

Yes señor.

Why do you keep saying señor?

I'm your subconcious. You tell me.

Shit, it's been four days.

I blame Tina. She hasn't reminded me to update. When you see her, punch her in the face or give her a hug. Your call. Still excited for RoH and very excited for summer ending, because that equals more people I can bother. Yay!

P.S. : Photoshop is fun.

I have dreams! Freaky ass dreams!

So there I was minding my own business when all of a sudden there was a party at Debs house, and there were these people I had never met before. Something was wrong with my phones antenna, so one of these people offered to fix it for me. I said sure and gave him my phone. Later on, his girlfriend comes back and gives me my phone. I notice that the antenna is working but it's not my phone so I inform her. She says sorry, my antenna is way too long so I just switched my phone with yours. I laughed and said no seriously, give it back and she was like sorry, my boyfriend already left with it. I throw the phone at her and say you're lucky I don't hit girls, but I might have to make an exception in your case. She cowers and I run off to find the boyfriend. It's dark outside but I jump down all the staircases but I can't find him. I start going up but I don't remember where debs apartment is so I keep going up till I get to this drawbridge. I realize that I've gone the wrong way then all of a sudden an old lady explodes. I was terrified and I just run back downstairs and go the other way. All of a sudden I'm in a lit hallway, similar to my apartment building and I knock on a door. Jery Seinfeld opens the door and says "Hey Jose, I'm on The View" and then I see all of the ladies on the View. They say hello and I ask him where debs apartment is He says it's two floors up. I start going upstairs but then all of a sudden I am at a movie premiere. The movie is my exact story with the cellphone and the old lady, but the character that suppose to represent me decides to start fighting crime, ala Batman. The end.

I dropped out of the old school...

So man, I haven't been enrolled in school for a while. Stupid Iona and there poor methods of handling their students. The kids over there are more or less wonderful, some of the best people I've ever met but it doesn't look really good for the school when the most common answer of why one chose to go to Iona was, "They gave me the most money". Actually, that's the only answer I ever got from that question. It really is puzzling, because Iona has some fantastic teachers, but even they hate the backwards administration thats in charge. I know people are supposed to hate there boss, but I never saw anything quite like that. Iona cares more about becoming a University than it does their own students. It's great that you want to expand so you can welcome more freshman, but hey, what about the sophomores, juniors and seniors? Guess what, they were freshman once too! Amazing, I know. I don't even know where I'm going with this. I was just thinking about my life today and how Iona did screw up alot of it, but then again, it gave me my best friends. Hell, even my mom knows everytime I go out anywhere, it's gonna be to New Rochelle, because that's where anyone in my life who matters lives. Anyway, Iona sucks, then end.

I really need something to do...

It's list time people! Woo!

• I can't wait for 24 to start it's new season. Those chinamen are getting what they deserve!

• I can't wait to go to RoH on 9/16. It's going to be my first event and it's going to be insanely awesome. Seriously.

• I can't wait for summer to be over so I can see my friends who are far away. I misses them.

• I really need a damn job. Someone hook me up, post-haste.

• Tell me what school to go to, pretty please?

• I'm going to put this as nicely as possible. I need to get laid. 'Nuff said.

• That's right, I said it.

• This stop being a list two bullets ago.

S'all I got. Check out Ed's blog for proper fun. It's over there, to the left.

REMIX!

Alright, I know I tried this a while ago, but I'm bored, so it's time to have at it again. As the title suggests, I will talk about things you probably don't bother thinking about, or so I assume. You know what, everyones probably thinking about everything ever forever, so I'm mainly going to ramble on about my life. Wait, I'm pretty sure no one thinks about my life except me, so mission accomplished! Take that bitches! Man, I usually don't like remakes of good old songs, but Mansons remake of Personal Jesus is one of my top 10 favorite songs ever. That probably has something to do with one of my favorite wrestlers using it as his entrance music. Austin Aries, if you're reading this, you're the fucking man. How do you tear your ACL and wrestle on it for a year without knowing? Answer me that Mr. Aries! Also, how the hell did you get to this part of the internet? Were you that bored Aries? Shouldn't you be training so you can come back from your cracked ribs in a fucking week?! You're a machine, aren't you? You can tell me, no one is going to know. Just me, you and the internet. No one reads anything on the internet, right? Right. Anyway, yeah, I'm going to talk about wrestling alot probably, mostly RoH, because it's a pretty big part of my life. I know that sounds weird, but if someone told you that they were going to spend a whole weekend watching football or baseball, you wouldn't give it a second thought, would you? Now, if someone told you they were going to spend a whole weekend watching wrestling, you would probably respond with something like, "Geez, don't you have anything better to do?" I really don't see the difference between the two. I think I'm being more humane by choosing to support a sport where people pretend to hurt each other, and are able to do it convincingly (I'm choosing to ignore the WWE). These guys bust there ass off and they deserve more than a second glance and a smartass claiming that "anyone could do that, it's all fake". I'd really like to see some of those people actually get into the ring and actually pull off half the things these professionals do. That's right, they are professionals. They train for many years and they pay there dues for a long, long time. Anyway, I guess that's all for now. I'm going to try my best to update this thing frequently, because honestly, that felt really good.