Silly!

(10:27:26 PM) Ed: We are Mediocre At Best! Are you ready to rock?
(10:28:30 PM) KingoftheIndies: No! I'm on the phone with my sister! She needs help making a bundt cake! Can I have 5 minutes please?! I'd really appreciate it!
(10:29:32 PM) Ed: Yeah, alright! Make sure she dusts the pan lightly with flour to prevent sticking! It's cheaper and healthier than using nonstick sprays!
(10:29:51 PM) KingoftheIndies: Right! Thanks man!
(10:30:27 PM) Ed: No problem! Anyway, I'll just noodle on my guitar until you're ready!
(10:31:03 PM) KingoftheIndies: My sister says hello and thanks for the advice! She's cooking for her new boyfriend and she's really nervous!
(10:31:29 PM) Ed: Aw! First time cooking for him?
(10:31:54 PM) KingoftheIndies: What was that last part?! I couldn't hear you!
(10:32:41 PM) Ed: I asked if this was the first time she was cooking for him!
(10:32:53 PM) KingoftheIndies: Oh! Yes! It is!
(10:33:49 PM) KingoftheIndies: (Are you picturing this conversation with Spinal Tap, because I am)
(10:34:11 PM) Ed: (I am now.)
(10:34:13 PM) Ed: Well, tell her not to worry! Remember, he's not really coming over for the food, he's coming over for the company!
(10:34:40 PM) KingoftheIndies: That's what I've been telling her! Anyway, yeah, she's fine now! I am ready to rock!
(10:35:16 PM) Ed: Alright! [Proceeds to rock]
(10:35:29 PM) KingoftheIndies: [Proceeds to headbang]
(10:35:41 PM) Ed: We're silly people.
(10:35:53 PM) KingoftheIndies: We should not exist in the same timeline.